Grotesque and Hilarious Underwood and Flinch Images

 A while ago I used the A.I. art generator, DALL-E, to create some images of Underwood and Flinch. The results were … er … not good, and caused much amusement among U&F fans at Facebook. For that reason, I’m now sharing the whole nightmarish gallery in a video at YouTube. Take a look, but be warned, you can’t un-see some of this stuff 

New U&F Podcast Video

Well, I say "new", what I mean is, new to the vast majority of my listeners. This was originally recorded in November 2016 and has previously only been available at the $5+ pledge level at my Patreon. It's a listeners' Q&A session, much like U&F After Hours, but one you've never heard before (unless you're a $5+ patron of mine). The questions are:

1. When did you start writing; and why?

2. In those early days, how did you approach the novel - I know you started One Among The Sleepless and took the decision to podcast it, what made you decide to do that, and how did you make the word count?

3. How do you approach outlining a plot, what methods do you use?

4. Were there any particular snags you hit with the production/writing of U&F 1, and similarly, how has your workflow changed now?

5. You read a lot of H.P Lovecraft's stories; Do you plan to write some of your own original horror stories?

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Happy Saint Patrick's Day! 🍀💚🍀 Here's one of my Irish dogs this morning getting into the swing (or swim) of festivities ...

Underwood and Flinch on TV?

 Yes, you read correctly. Underwood and Flinch has been optioned for a major television series. To get all the details, check out the video below ...

U&F Season Four Now Underway!

Release the bats! Underwood and Flinch Season Four is now underway in my podcast feed. There are currently ten episodes available, but a new episode goes live every Wednesday.

Season Four is the continuation of the novel Underwood and Flinch: Underground which continues the saga following on from U&F Season 2: Blood and Smoke. It was written and podcast at Patreon from 2015 to 2020 and owes its existence entirely to my patrons there, past and present. So let me just say a big hearty THANK YOU to them for being so awesome and for keeping the U&F Saga alive and well.

In case you're no longer subscribed to my podcast, here's a list of places where you can reconnect and start listening today. Bon Appetit!

Apple Podcasts:

https://podcasts.apple.com/.../underwood-and.../id203424910

Android

https://www.subscribeonandroid.com/mikebennett.libsyn.../rss

Spotify

https://open.spotify.com/show/3VwIE3bG0zpTCNzRtGpnUV

Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9taWtlYmVubmV0dC5saWJzeW4uY29tL3Jzcw

Player FM: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9taWtlYmVubmV0dC5saWJzeW4uY29tL3Jzcw

Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/podcast-show/414110928/Underwood-and-Flinch-and-Other-Audiobooks-by-Mike-Bennett

Podcast Addict: https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/4233509

Castbox: https://castbox.fm/channel/Underwood-and-Flinch-and-Other-Audiobooks-by-Mike-Bennett-id2900764?country=us

Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/en/show/5751

Podbean: https://www.podbean.com/podcast-detail/fanx7-465c/Underwood-and-Flinch-and-Other-Audiobooks-by-Mike-Bennett-Podcast

Podchaser: https://www.podchaser.com/podcasts/underwood-and-flinch-and-other-156366

Goodpods: https://goodpods.com/podcasts/underwood-and-flinch-and-other-audiobooks-by-mike-bennett-183870

Podvine: https://podvine.com/podcast/mike-bennett-podcasts

Rephonic: https://rephonic.com/podcasts/mike-bennett-podcasts

iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/256-mike-bennett-podcasts-30944785/

U&F Underground (Part One) Begins as a Free Podcast!

The free podcast of U&F Underground (Part One) begins today.

If you're not subscribed to my podcast feed, seek it out now in your podcast app, or click one of these bad boys ...

Here's an IOS link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/underwood-and-flinch-and-other-audiobooks-by-mike-bennett/id203424910

Here's an Android link: https://subscribeonandroid.com/mikebennett.libsyn.com/rss

And here's a Spotify link: https://open.spotify.com/show/3VwIE3bG0zpTCNzRtGpnUV?si=yGtm-HFvQemv87jStwyh5A&nd=1

U&F Season 3 Begins!

 

Happy Halloween!!

Underwood and Flinch Season 3 begins tonight in my free podcast feed. I just posted the first episode, the short story, Disturbing the Devil. So if you've never heard it, seek out my podcast in your podcast app and subscribe. It's called "Underwood and Flinch and Other Audiobooks by Mike Bennett" Huzzah!!

True Stories 05 - Samus and Paul

In this last episode of the True Stories podcast we meet Samus Baisden, a former warehouse employee, who tells us about how a night when some inexplicable and very creepy things took place.

Music from https://filmmusic.io

"George Street Shuffle" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)

License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Supernatural by Kevin MacLeod

Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4446-supernatural

License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

True Stories 4 - Stephanie's Uncanny Encounters

Episode 4 of True Stories. Meet Stephanie Newland, who's experienced more than one spooky incident - in more than one of her homes. 

Music from https://filmmusic.io
"George Street Shuffle" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Lobby Time" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

True Stories Episode 3

Hey! 

I've just posted episode 3 of my True Stories podcast, in which we meet Jennifer Donnow, a lady with an uncommon medical complaint that can lead to embarrassing moments, like the one she recounts in this episode.

This episode also includes news about Season 3 of Underwood and Flinch, which starts this Halloween. It also includes my new promo for the series. So if you're not subscribed to my podcast feed, seek it out on your podcast app. You're looking for Underwood and Flinch and Other Audiobooks by Mike Bennett. This is the RSS if you want to copy it into your app: https://mikebennett.libsyn.com/rss

But if you'd just like to listen to True Stories 3, here's a player:

New Ebook Editions on Kindle

Underwood and Flinch the ebook - now available publicly for the first time as a complete and undivided text. Plus, for the first time in any format, Underwood and Flinch: Blood and Smoke. Lovely 😀

Underwood and Flinch: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0821BMY8B

Blood and Smoke: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B081M46MV6

Lovecraft Readings on Youtube

I've posted a few more of my H.P. Lovecraft readings onto Youtube because I saw some new pics yesterday from the new movie version of The Colour out of Space and it made me wonder how many views I'd had on my Youtube video of my reading I did back in 2015.

I went to check, and discovered I had none - because I'd never posted it! In fact, I hadn't posted a whole load of my HPL readings, so I set about changing that straight away by posting The Colour out of Space (my personal favourite HPL story), and today I followed it up with The Rats in the Walls.

I'll post the others over time, and when I do more readings, I'll do likewise. I'm not sure if putting them on Youtube is actually beneficial, but if nothing else, it's more interesting than my home videos of people singing on a bus or a train going through a tunnel ... unless you're me, of course ;-)

New U&F Short Story in the Hall of Mirrors.

Underwood and Flinch return to the Hall of Mirrors in my short story, Incident at a Crossroads. Now available in my free podcast feed. Listen below, and subscribe to my podcast here.

Dracula Chapter 12 - Complete and Unabridged. Free Podcast

Chapter 12 of Bram Stoker's classic gothic masterpiece is now available in my public podcast feed, so drop everything and get your ears on! Fangtastic!!

U&F Spotify Soundtrack

I thought I'd make a Spotify playlist featuring the songs mentioned or used in the U&F podcast. These are the tracks I can remember, but I'm sure there are more. Maybe some of you who have listened to the podcast a few times can remember some others. If you can, I'd be grateful if you could drop me a line on one of my social media platforms. Many thanks :-)
Here's the playlist so far ...

A New Season of Public Podcasts Begins

A new season of free podcasts begins in my podcast feed with The Rats in the Walls by H.P. Lovecraft.

Here's a direct link so you can listen or download from here:

  

And if you're not subscribed to my podcast feed - and you really should be, even though it's dormant from time to time, because there's loads in it, including the original Underwood and Flinch podcast with all the old intros and Planet U+F stuff; all the classic short stories I've read; and lots more. Here's the RSS code to add to your podcast app: http://mikebennett.libsyn.com/rss

And Then They Were Chums ...

The snapping and snarling is, hopefully, over. The two hounds are playing together often, and this was the scene after walks, play and breakfast ...

We're having to change Buddy's name to Billy. Our next door neighbour has a dog called Buddy, and our other next door neighbour's son has a dog called Buddy which often comes to stay. Our Buddy wouldn't know where to go with everyone on either side calling his name all day long, so he's now Billy. It sounds similar-ish, and it suits him.

New Dog Dramas

Things are a tad stressful here at the moment. As I mentioned in my previous post, we fostered another dog on Saturday, a cross breed called Buddy who’s had a pretty rotten life so far and is the loveliest little chap you could hope to meet. We brought him home to Pippa, our existing dog, and things seemed to go pretty well at first. We introduced them on neutral ground and went for a walk with them. We let him off the lead and they played together, and then we brought them home. There was a bit of growling from Pippa now and again, but overall the first day was a winner.

However, on the second day, she started going for him quite aggressively. There’s this thing called “resource guarding” where the existing dog protects their things, toys, bowl, bed, whatever, against the encroachments of the new dog. Well, it turns out that Pauline and I are the resources that Pippa guards. She doesn’t like Buddy getting any attention from us. Most of the time, if we balance it so she gets more than he does (he gets one stroke, she gets three) it’s okay, but sometimes she just takes umbrage with him for no apparent reason. Like yesterday when I went to brush her with a new hair shredding tool. He wasn’t even doing anything, yet she attacked him. Why? my guess is because the new tool had had only one previous use, and that was brushing some of the funk out of Buddy’s coat on the day we were bringing him home. She smelled him on it, she smelled me on it, but she didn’t smell herself on it. Conclusion: I had been off somewhere giving Buddy attention in private, like some husband who comes home from a "late night at the office” smelling of a perfume other than his wife’s.

Another time was when they were both wet. I towelled her down, then started to do the same to him, and she was on him like a demon. And then last night she had to go to the vet (more on this in a moment) so I took him for an evening walk while she was gone. We came back and she was home. She saw me come in with the lead, then him following after me. Conclusion: we had been alone together again. She attacked him. It’s now getting so he’s afraid to come into the same room as her.

Buddy and Pippa.

So all that is apparently pretty normal for when you adopt a new dog. It settles down after about a month (a month?? God help us). At the end of that time the existing dog has come to accept the new pack arrangements and hopefully everything will be jolly. But to go back to that trip to the vet’s that Pippa had. A while ago she was in heat and was being plagued 24-7 by the local four-legged free-ranging Romeo, and I was worried that maybe he might have had a private moment with her while my back was turned. I did catch them at it once, but I chased him off before he got his rhythm going. Well, we noticed she was getting a bit tubby lately, sort of, filling out. We put it down to her not running around so much because it’s hot lately. However, yesterday, it her teats were noticeably enlarged. Uh-oh. 

After cursing the place we adopted her from for telling us she was spayed when in fact she wasn’t, Pauline took her to the vet’s to see what was going on. The vet squeezed one of her teats and milk came out. Uh-oh!

Then they did an ultrasound and … there’s nothing in there. It’s a “phantom pregnancy”. Basically all the ingredients of pregnancy, including in some cases labour, but without the puppies. Other symptoms include possessiveness, moodiness, resource guarding, and possibly aggression. So, while we’re relieved that she’s not pregnant, that also goes to explain the heightened sensitivity she must be feeling to Buddy’s arrival in her home.

Now some of you will be saying, you should get her spayed. Yeah, well obviously we should, but we can’t do that till all symptoms of the phantom pregnancy have passed. So we’ll do that in a few weeks … actually, no, we won’t. We don’t want to have her recovering from surgery in the middle of her month of adjusting to Buddy’s presence, so it’ll have to wait till mid August. And then, fingers crossed, we can all settle down to a nice normal routine. Whatever that might be 😊

New Dog ... Maybe

It's been a busy and somewhat stressful weekend for us here. We fostered another dog, Buddy. We met him on Thursday, and by Saturday afternoon he was riding home with us from the kennels, smelling badly and wrestling with me in the back seat all the way. We stopped at a pet supplies store on the way home and bought some essentials, including a grooming glove with which we immediately brushed all that old funky hair out of his coat. Then we brought him back to Pippa, arranging for them to meet on neutral territory and go for a walk together. They got on well enough, so, nervously, we brought him back to the house.

There have been some ... er ... "scenes" since then. A scrap - just a warning scrap with her telling him to back off when he was overstepping a line that, in fairness, he didn't know existed. He's also pee'd in the house a few times, once straight into his food bowl, but following a bit of research, I now know that this is just territory marking: a sign of his having had been bullied over food in the past (which rings true with what we know of his background). But the trickiest thing for me is (and I know this'll sound weird) the two dogs warming to each other and playing happily in the garden. Why's that? You cry. Because they rough-and-tumble all over the place, including into my flowerbeds! Arg!!



However, we're already very fond of him, and we think Pippa is too. So ... probably ... we're going to keep him. You can see him (and her) in the video above. A very mysterious cross breed if ever there was one. I personally think he's a cross between a German Shepherd, a Jack Russell, a greyhound, and Anubis, god of the dead. 

Underground Turns 50

Underwood and Flinch: Underground has reached the fiftieth episode over at Patreon. That's fifty episodes of U&F that could be in your ears for just $3. 

A quick Google search tells me that the average cup of coffee costs $2.75 in the USA. So for just 25c more you could be re-entering the U&F universe and getting all that audio straight to your phone with your own personal Patreon RSS code. 

Click this link to visit my Patreon page, and sign up today!